What’s cringier than a post bragging about all of the people who want to connect with you on LI? Combining it with the cringiest thing ever…CrossFit. (2nd photo in comments).

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I would delete this guy as a connection after this post

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"I'm the Marine that smiles at spreadsheets."

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Gross. As a former powerlifter, effin gross.

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I guess I’m gonna be that guy, but those are also weak singles 👀

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Also cringe! LOL 😂

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Also who tf only does deadlift squat and shoulder press in a workout

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someone who is looking to get hurt

He also has a “LI Hard Mode” challenge, where he challenges you to post original content daily for a month. The result: see above

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I feel like you can always tell whenever someone is forcing themselves to post daily content (on any platform). You see them running out of quality posts and just posting nonsense

Oh wow this was hard to read lol

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This gets a top award for cringiest cringe

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Agreed. Like what the actual

Part 2 of 2. Also forgot to mention, he gave “call outs” to all the folks he networked with in between sets

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This cannot be real.

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Sad but true

ITT: everyone in comments section is unfit & jealous 🤣🤣

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I love that he didn’t have time to press one button to connect with one last person.

I don’t know if you saw there, but I just did 1000. I can’t even lift my arm. Can’t press the button.

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Plot twist! Tada 45 year old CrossFitter rep counter looks like a 64 year old slacker

Omg bahahahahaha this is a really cringe worthy post hahahaha

Congrats, this is the most cringe post I’ve seen on here.

I am humbled and honored to share that I have posted the cringiest LI post on FishBowl’s LI Cringe Bowl. I’d first like to thank God, as well as the founder of CrossFit, which I know is synonymous with God, the United States Marine Corps, which again, is synonymous with God, and my beautiful wife and family, who influenced me to influence you…

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Ahhhhh! 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I can’t I can’t!!

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Dude ranting like Kanye West about Uber.

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Don't have a post to share, but a thought: the people who write these cringe LI stories have got to be the same people who made up super depressing, sappy motivational college admission essays 😀. Old habits die hard, js 🤷🏽‍♀️.

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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Tfw a LinkedIn “influencer” makes up a story and can’t decide if she wants the character to be her or a third-party:

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No drink pls

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Is this cringe?

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I can't anymore....I don’t understand why people feel the need to share that they have money.

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If we could only break into another generation of buyers? Maybe we target the ‘Boomer Builders’ entering Senior Living Centers?

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100% sustainable green cringe!

Why was Gary vaynerchuk even tagged?

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I love that the content for this bowl is limitless. Agree ?

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Why do we care what he taught his team.

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This is making me extremely uncomfortable

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So, all you had to do is learn to speak, and now you teach others to speak? Seems pretty straightforward and not a bit self promoting. Sigh…

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The homeless person / late candidate / sick mother are simply not enough anymore to showcase compassionate philosophical heroism 🐶
Also a man posted this original content. He just forgot to change the mom part

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Was this post a humble brag about sleeping with two women of “stunning beauty, high intelligence and bla bla bla” or about AI? Bruh….

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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He saved all that time just to 'write for linkedin'

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never thought I would see the word noob pop up on my LI timeline …….

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JOB POSTING

COMPANY NAME

JOB TITLE

ABOUT US

WE are a company who has been around since before you were born. Established last year, we are the EXPERTS in EVERYTHING.

ABOUT YOU

YOU are NOTHING

Job description

-YOU are responsible for all aspects of everything.
-This is not a complete list of duties.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
-10 years of experience doing a skill that takes 30 seconds to learn
-MUST BE A GOOD CULTURAL FIT!!

BENEFITS
NONE

Women are encouraged to apply. We can pay them less.

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