What’s the grossest chief ______ officer title you’ve ever seen? (e.g. chief growth officer, chief happiness officer, etc.)

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My parents-in-law own a business and a few years back they announced a new Chief Morale Officer. It was my dog. He’s on their website and everything. 🐶🐶🐶🐶

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What a good boy!!! 🐶

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Chief Disruption Officer. Check it on LinkedIn, there's a bunch of people that pop up. I giggle at this because I imagine this person going around different meetings and cubicles and waving their hands yelling "Innovate! Disrupt!"

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Cringe.

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innovation 🙄

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We have this 😬

I call my dermatologist Chief Growth Officer.

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Chief diversity officer. And not because I don’t think it should be a priority. I think it’s gross because we shouldn’t HAVE to have this title and I think an agency that really values diversity doesn’t need it. It screams that they have an issue and they’re putting a bandaid on it

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@AE2 I couldn’t agree with you more. Without deliberate efforts to recruit PoC and other under represented populations, it’s all just optics and “good intentions”. I think most agencies could do better on this front in terms of impact. We can talk all we want. It’s the actions that count

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Chief Storyteller 🤢

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Chief Heart Office at VaynerMedia. 🙄 All they do is intimidate and fire people.

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For serious? By the video, it just looks like the CHO walking around hugging everyone.

I used to work at a pretty successful start-up, run by a group of brothers and a few of their friends. Everyone was nice and funny and chill, so I forgave them when they hired a friend of theirs and gave him the title “Catalyst”—because he knew how to make things happen.

(deep inhale) BAAAAAAAAAARF

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Youre gonna think Im making this up, but this Strategist guy I worked with a long time ago recently had on facebook that his new title at his his new place was Provocateur in Chief.

Also cant forget a shoutout for a classic, Crispin putting a "Social Anthropologist" credit on the stuff theyd send to Adweek.

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Cognitive Anthropologist* (I was a COG). I think it was always a bit tongue in cheek tho

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Chief Heart Officer

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Also, Chief Finance Bro (also VaynerMedia)

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Forgot about the CFBro

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Chief Growth Officer is usually just head of sales. It’s not that cringe to me. Innovation though - and I’m a big believer in digital - it’s bullshit.

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I can't decide whether orgs that give their office services manager the title "Chief Facilities Officer" are being inclusive, or patronizing.

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Chief Heart Officer 🤮

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“Chief Rainmaker” is relatively common in affiliate marketing

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Chief Hustle Officer.

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Transformation Officer

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I think that’s what Optimus Prime has on his business card

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The CXO doesn’t bother me but I recently saw whose title was “Digital Prophet” at several places including their current role at a large publisher that’s been through a few mergers and recently laid off lots of staff because their digital offering sucked.

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Could this be anyone other than Shingy?

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Just want to say this thread is so funny 😂

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Chief Epiphany Officer (no joke)

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A-ha!

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