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My parents-in-law own a business and a few years back they announced a new Chief Morale Officer. It was my dog. He’s on their website and everything. 🐶🐶🐶🐶
What a good boy!!! 🐶
Chief Disruption Officer. Check it on LinkedIn, there's a bunch of people that pop up. I giggle at this because I imagine this person going around different meetings and cubicles and waving their hands yelling "Innovate! Disrupt!"
Cringe.
innovation 🙄
We have this 😬
I call my dermatologist Chief Growth Officer.
Chief diversity officer. And not because I don’t think it should be a priority. I think it’s gross because we shouldn’t HAVE to have this title and I think an agency that really values diversity doesn’t need it. It screams that they have an issue and they’re putting a bandaid on it
@AE2 I couldn’t agree with you more. Without deliberate efforts to recruit PoC and other under represented populations, it’s all just optics and “good intentions”. I think most agencies could do better on this front in terms of impact. We can talk all we want. It’s the actions that count
Chief Storyteller 🤢
Chief Heart Office at VaynerMedia. 🙄 All they do is intimidate and fire people.
For serious? By the video, it just looks like the CHO walking around hugging everyone.
I used to work at a pretty successful start-up, run by a group of brothers and a few of their friends. Everyone was nice and funny and chill, so I forgave them when they hired a friend of theirs and gave him the title “Catalyst”—because he knew how to make things happen.
(deep inhale) BAAAAAAAAAARF
Youre gonna think Im making this up, but this Strategist guy I worked with a long time ago recently had on facebook that his new title at his his new place was Provocateur in Chief.
Also cant forget a shoutout for a classic, Crispin putting a "Social Anthropologist" credit on the stuff theyd send to Adweek.
Cognitive Anthropologist* (I was a COG). I think it was always a bit tongue in cheek tho
Chief Heart Officer
Also, Chief Finance Bro (also VaynerMedia)
Forgot about the CFBro
Chief Growth Officer is usually just head of sales. It’s not that cringe to me. Innovation though - and I’m a big believer in digital - it’s bullshit.
I can't decide whether orgs that give their office services manager the title "Chief Facilities Officer" are being inclusive, or patronizing.
Chief Heart Officer 🤮
“Chief Rainmaker” is relatively common in affiliate marketing
Chief Hustle Officer.
Transformation Officer
I think that’s what Optimus Prime has on his business card
The CXO doesn’t bother me but I recently saw whose title was “Digital Prophet” at several places including their current role at a large publisher that’s been through a few mergers and recently laid off lots of staff because their digital offering sucked.
Could this be anyone other than Shingy?
Just want to say this thread is so funny 😂
Chief Epiphany Officer (no joke)
A-ha!