What’s the most insufferable LinkedIn title you’ve seen?

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Rock star. The person using it was also looking for a rock star assistant to make $7.50 an hour. There was a lot of debate over who would work for that. She defended it by saying it's a great starting salary. Yeah, but if you're a rock star, you're not just starting. If you're just starting, you're not a rock star. And if you don't have a few records released, you're not a rock star...

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Jaysus.

"IDEAS ARE IN YOUR FEET. SO, I WEAR SANDALS EVERYWHERE. DRESS SANDALS ARE A THING.

I COMBINE CREATIVITY WITH TECHNOLOGY. FROM SOCIAL CONTENT TO DATA-DRIVEN ECOSYSTEMS TO DYNAMIC CREATIVE, I MAKE A CONSTANTLY EVOLVING WORLD OF DIGITAL MOMENTS FOR BRANDS."

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Shingy

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President & CEO - "*single-person-company* Consulting"

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'creative director' for anyone under 25 and/or without employees

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Chief makingithappenator

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Gary Vayner

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@CW1 Data Driven Creative is literally the reason I thought of this post

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“Data driven creative"

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"Dot Connector”

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“Chuck Norris of Social Media"

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“Human"

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Egotistical soul-less ECD: “Chief heart officer"

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Chief Storyteller

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Whoa I just looked up Jeremy Carson. I’ll take the box cutter please

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Maven. Usually, a social media maven.

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"I like to blow shit up. I am the Michael Bay of Advertising"

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Quick poll: which would you rather? A) get pegged with a box cutter B) read Jeremy Carson's blog post

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@OP....so Jeremy Carson?

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“Change Agent” ... and it’s common too which is horrendous

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Marketing Badass

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