What's the most "seductive" phrase a teacher could hear? Ex: You have an unlimited budget.

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here, let me make those copies for you. here's some coffee...

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We've hired a personal assistant, a full time grader, and a discipline specialist just for you so you can focus only on creating the most interactive and engaging lessons possible.

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Your class sizes are really small this year.

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Your student supplies will now be purchased by parents by registery at Walmart, Dollar Tree, and Target instead of by arbitrary general class supply lists

mmmm a teacher registry....

We’ve actually doubled your spending budget.

I brought you a new pack of felt pens

You get the whole period for lunch with no other duties and we brought you your favorite coffee.

That lesson was superb!

Your wish is my command.

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