What’s the most “this belongs in an HBO dramedy/sitcom” thing you’ve ever done?

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Got stuck in an hour of horrible traffic after work, like completely stopped moving 🤢, so grabbed my empty Coke bottle and started singing very emotional ballads in the car 🎵🎶 to help pass the time...only to realize after an hour...there was no traffic, the fukin car in front of me just broke and stopped but the mofo couldn't get out cuz it was middle lane...god I felt like an idiot as cars were going 60 in the lanes next to me, a musical idiot but an idiot nonetheless 🤡

Also immediately ditched my friend in the mountains when a wolf ambushed us and chased us...cept it was some mountain hobo's German Shepard and not a wolf, lost friendship points n my testicular manhood in one night fml 😔

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Lmaoooooo love it

I accidentally forgot my bag at a restaurant as I left to catch my flight and it led to a major situation as they had to call the police etc. I now know that unattended bags are an issue.

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If you see something, say something

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I was flying across the pacific on Christmas Eve on a 747. 1 of the 4 engines broke down. We did an emergency landing in Anchorage, Alaska. 300 something people celebrated Christmas Eve at the airport. On our way to the hotel, we saw reindeers and a moose on the side of the highway. It was magical.

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Oh my gosh!!

I forgot that today was street sweeping and I saw in a tow bed driving right in front of my face lol

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Too many to count

I would like just one 👀

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