What's the speed dating explanation of your job/what you do?

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I'm Peggy Olsen and I'd like to smoke some marijuana.

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I get paid to manipulate and distort your perception of the world .

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It's impossible. I just say I work in digital media.

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I help manipulate people to buy things they don't need.

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I just say "I'm a writer, I work in advertising." Then they say, "oh, like Peggy Olsen." To which I reply, "🙄🙄🙄"

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I dont make ads, I put them in spaces where they appear.

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Media - I try to put the ads where people might want to buy something, but really it's 60 yr olds on Facebook and someone in china

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I get coffee for people that make only slightly more than I do.

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I judge people.

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I work in advertising as a Creative. Still get a lot of ???

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I come up with weird ideas to sell things and then convince suits to pay me to make them real.

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[I guess I should have added to my OP "and make it desirable/sell it to your date", not make yourself undatable, haha ]

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Principal Improvements for Managing Performance & Integration Nomenclature (PIMP-IN)

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I choose who should get junk mail, coupons, and spam.

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I say EOD someone asks when something is due

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I go to meetings

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"I work in advertising."

I do shit that ADs are too lazy to do/don't know how to do

You must be ad ops

Web analytics- I look at what people like you do on the Internet and tell companies what to do about it

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