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“Would you be willing to give a referral?”

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But can y'all refer a brother?

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What is wrong with some of y’all? You don’t even know if these people are attractive. Unless they work for Deloitte, in which case, definitely not.

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Screenshots should be required

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“Hello, how are your”
Yes, “your”. No thanks. Also looked the guy up on LinkedIn and couldn’t even find him anywhere. Found another dude by the same name but different picture. 🤔

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“What do you look like?” after a whole conversation about sexual harassment.

I went on all things kink and let's just say he was about that life😂😂😂 I was like..."All I did was like a comment!" 😬

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Hi All
I am looking for a job in the Azure Data Engineer role. I have 1year experience as Azure Data Engineer.
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So done with the crime in the city! Feel v unsafe! Anyone else in the same boat?

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I'm not sure if I have the willpower to become "successful" in this industry.

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Hi All, pls give me 11 likes so that I can DM people's. Thanks in advance

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When did those of you who got a divorce know it was finally time?

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I’m drunk at a family party that I don’t want to be at! 🆘

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I just passed a car with a pair of b*lls hanging from the back. Wtf

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Went to dinner with a group of friends I hadn’t seen in close to 2 years and my ex was going to be there (super awkward & these aren’t friends I see anymore either). He’d always wanted me to have bigger b00bs (I’m a D). I bought a DDD bra, stuffed it and confidently went to dinner to drop some jaws and break some necks. God it feels good to be a gangster

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Why do pimples alwaaaayyyys appear right on fukin time for important events—job interviews, dates, weddings, baptisms... I swear to Elon Musk that I'll smack the shiet out of these lil redazz, glow in the dark, facial speed bumps. Fuuuuuuk acne y'all; the U.S. government should ban acne now and forever ahshjfjfjfjdjdn fuk

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I love my dog but sometimes the loss of freedom is hard to deal with

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I loathe my mother in law

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Gets dark so quick now… ugh

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Why is love so complicated?

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Having a bad day today and I see the Dallas racism incident pop up on the news, i don’t think the day can get any worse.

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Has anyone taken advantage of the pandemic and gone through plastic surgeries? Care to share your success & failure stories? I’m kinda thinking of doing something with my eye area before we have to fully go back to office.

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PSA for boys of the bowl

Please do not message me and say that you are 6'1.
Being 6ft is not a personality trait.

We all know that you are probably 5'11 and 6'3 in heels.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

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My colleague’s dating profile says he’s 6ft but he’s 5’9. That’s all

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Always thought I’d meet my SO at a coffee shop while working on my laptop...

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