what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen (or experienced) on a Muslim dating app?

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Man some of these posts are hilarious. I almost want to set up a profile to troll some of these people.

Feeling pretty good about myself here…at least I haven’t said or done any of these

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Many of you might not find this weird, but I did. First phone convo girl made me go through the five pillars of Islam and rate myself on each one. Super cringey and I did not call her back lol.

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D4 - you gotta factor in your kushu lol my scale is more nuanced 😂 my fasting 9 is for the Ramadan days I got mad or slept too much

bench players talking like starters

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I could write a book 😂 Someone once asked me my bra size in the first conversation 🤢

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Oh that’s just terrible - I mean I’ve heard people asking about height, weight, looking at skin tone, etc., but this is just sad

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Someone asked for feet pics

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For free. Why do you think I got mad? Jk.

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I once matched with a girl who began quizzing me on various topics pertaining to Islamic history and religion, and then randomly added science questions 😳. Needless to say, that was our first and last interaction.

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Me being asked by the lady to relocate from Southern California to Texas so I can enjoy the low COL, “wonderful weather” and spend max time with a really fun family (FUTURE IN LAWS)🤪

Couldn’t make this up.

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@d1 you're the second person that has told me this! Why the hate for DFW?

Ditto on writing a book… had someone once offer to fly me out for a one night stand… across the pond. Profile mentioned they were serious about marriage 🤨

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What was this halal fest? Didn’t hear about it.

This is easily the most hilarious post I have read in a while.

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Asking me to relocate to be closer to her family, recite Quran, asked to move closer to the camera on a video call so she could inspect my teeth, asked if I had a 3 and 5-year plan, even job interviews don’t ask this anymore.

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@jpm it's a valid question to a pt. As we all know, roadmaps don't always work out...they're just suggestions. I just put big picture goals for 3-5 years bc it's not in my control.5mo and 1 yr is totally doable.

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I could write a book too 😂 I’ve had SO many weird experiences that I’ve been put off so badly

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Wow these stories are pretty discouraging 😕. May Allah bless us with ease and success on our journeys to finding our person! Ameen!

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not all of them, some are just funny…or better yet instructions on what not to do

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He proposed on the first night. I responded with “background check first, please”.

He ghosted me.

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Asked if I had dated anyone before and when I said no, told me our halal to haram ratios were off

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I don’t think there’s much wrong with this one

Matched with a woman who’s husband killed himself because she cheated on him. She said she cheated on him before marriage but not after but her husband killed himself

May Allah protect us all! This is so tragic!

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C’mon don’t F here at least.

Could write a book as well. Some of my favorites are:

- move to me. Why? I want to be close to my family. 🤔
- I wish you were closer to me. Why did you match with me?
- you're short. If I wore my heels I'd be an inch taller than you
- you're not a doctor, are you?
- If we have kids, I'm going to stop working. 😳
- matched with girl and bought tickets to see her. Next week, "I'm not attracted to you. You're nerdy cute and not my type."
- matched and after a week...I'm not attracted to you.

And so much more. Listen I'm open to moving somewhere neutral or for a good reason, but not bc your family is there. I have a small family that's not fair to me.

About the same for me, few months. One of them offered to split the cost with me, the rest didn’t even mention it and dumped me anyway.

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He asked if I was a virgin on first conversation. Needless to say there wasn’t a second conversation.

Ooh a girl asked me the same question lol

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Preference: guy aged > 25 - 35 within North America
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