What’s the worst application of AI or ML that you’ve seen applied? I’ll start - client wanted a model that predicted when shift employees needed to take their break 🤦‍♂️

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Facial analysis to determine gender to allow you into a bathroom.

I don’t think it would- regressive on so many levels

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