What’s your biggest red flag on a dating profile? I’ll start: men with car selfies as a profile pic. Those give me big Tevas with Jorts vibes.

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Shirtless selfies. Like I live to eat, if you wanna keep that body, we don’t belong together 😤

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^ agree. Don’t show your hands before I even say hi

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A half assed bio or one word answers under their prompts. Like why are you even here?

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Perpetual vacation pics. Sunglasses, hats and other props that hide their face.

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I was guilty of this and had to ask my friends to take some portrait mode brunch pics of me… sometimes people don’t have close up pictures of their faces, I’m not a selfie person😅😅😅

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Fish pictures

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Bathroom selfies. Weird angles, like taken from too high up MySpace style, or right under their chin 😂

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Omg. The MySpace angle. It’s been too long 💀

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I never get why people post pics that look nothing like them if their goal is to actually meet. I never wanted someone to have a disappointed look when we meet! When I met my husband, he said “you don’t do your picture justice” and we still laugh about it. He transposes things like that when he means the opposite. Makes me laugh just thinking about it now 15 years later!

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Match.Com started in 95

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It's been a while but I always hated pictures with their hot female friend - guys really think that's a good strategy. And anything just basic or terribly homogenous ( listing ALL the tv shows you like as if we care, saying you love murakami ). My issue with guys in New York was always that they were soooo homogenous and generic - even though they thought they were so deep and original.

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Muscle pics

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Tall guys who think height is everything. We can see it in basic info but they still start their bios with 6’1’’. Like, is that the most interesting thing about you? I’m genuinely shocked how many bios in Bumble start with height or even mention it at all! Some only have height. The entirety of the bio will read: 6’4”. Lol! I do think height is attractive but I’ve never checked for it in the apps, and leading with it is a clear sign you’re lacking in the critical areas.

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The ones where they don’t even put a picture.

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Or use someone else’s

Muscle pics, car pics, lots of tattoos, smoking, lots of selfies, too many pics with animals.

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