What’s your worst interview story? I’ll go first 🙃

Sat on 2 interviews back to back today, and essentially violently threw up in between(flu), and had to get right back on with the next person with vomit on the ends of my hair.

Thank god for “touch up my appearance” on Zoom.

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Straight out of college first of three interviews for the company that day - it was a bank I worked for and I was looking to switch departments. The first interviewer looked at my resume said “you’re not gonna get this job” and then her and the rest interviewed me for three hours to “give me the experience.”
Now I would say “no thanks” and just leave but I was straight out of college and thought I could wow them 🙄

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“And for my next act, I will pretend to be a tenured professional when I literally was just birthed into the corporate world” 😂

I know a ton of young friends going through this too right now lol.

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18 year old blonde white female. I don’t own a car, so I’m walking 15-20 minutes across University of Florida campus for my very first job interview in my life. I’m a couch-surfing homeless youth and only have one nice shirt, a white button up.

I had just moved to central/north central Florida, and did not realize that it will, without warning and without fail and in sunny cloudless skies, rain cats and dogs on a daily basis every single afternoon. Instant wet shirt contest. My white blouse was now easy advertisement for the very bright school colors (orange and blue) I happened to be wearing under my shirt that day.

I didn’t know what else to do but keep walking to the interview. Luckily my interview was with women instead of men. They gave me a free dark green company T- shirt to change into, and (much to my surprise) let me continue the interview.

I worked there two years :)

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Interview right out of college. My laptop broke and I was too broke to fix it. CD in the interview has no laptop with her either and asks to see my portfolio. I didn't think to print something, I have nothing to show. Whole thing lasts about 10 mins and I do not get the job.

Interviewer asked if I was seriously seeing anyone. He followed up with asking if I was pregnant or wanted kids in the near future. I told him this was an inappropriate line of questions. He went into a long-winded ramble of how women aren't serious about their jobs if they're dating or married and he's tired of married women joining just to get pregnant immediately and how mother's aren't good workers.

I did not take the job to say the least, even as someone who never wants kids. What kind of horrible (and illegal?) boss that is!

Good thing the interviews were done through zoom. It would have been a disaster if they were in person. You should email the HR next time OP if you are not feeling well.

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