When an older women beats you in the Starbucks line and then spends the next 10 minutes asking what flavor a of coffee and syrup they have... Some of us aren't retired and have to go to work!

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Why'd you let her beat you to the line? 😉

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Haha touché! It was in the drive thru and I didn't want to be a jerk but alas... That is what I get

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