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The funniest post I have seen in last few weeks. I just died laughing.

To extend it.

Teja: Yeh firoti ki rakam hain ya maiyyat ka chanda (these benchmarks are useless statement by some smart ass client)
Raabert: Sir lakh lakh ke pachaas check honge (a clueless client)

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I just laughed out loud 😂

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This was hilarious! Thank you!

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Ek ek sawal... do do jawab 😂

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Gogo ji aapka gaagra

Oh man. This movie is legendary.

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