"When did Def Leppard become stripper music?"

Help needed! I am confused between new and old tax regime.
With 26LPA, new regime shows lesser tax given that my HRA exemption is negligible and i have only 80C investment. Is the fuel and comm bills we submit every month get considered under new regime? Also where does the tuition fee for children get considered? The difference is about 13k per year between old and new regime. TIA!

Anyone here work as a product support rep for UKG?@UKG

Hey, please like the post so that I can DM. I only want to speak to someone who recently got offer from cerner, but no option until I reach 11 likes.
Thanks

Thinking about jumping from a Havas agency to an Omnicom one. Would I just be swapping one corporate overlord for another? Should I just try to go an independent shop (if any exist anymore)?

What investment clothing pieces (not accessories, i.e. bags/shoes/jewelry) do you swear by?

Hey, I'm working as a Data Architect in Big 4 primarily focusing on informatica power center. I'm looking out for options and as such any data architect positions requires Big Data experience including cloud implementations. I have theoretical knowledge but have not done a full fledged big data project. Any suggestions, how should I go about it?

Got a rejection from BCG after final rounds. I requested feedback about my cases. No one has responded- should I follow up or just let it be?

Most of my staff are very weak when it comes to developing meaningful recommendations to address internal audit issues other than saying “control broken, fix it”. Does anyone have suggestions about good courses, certifications, or reference materials around business process optimization or developing meaningful recommendations?

How do you move on past a breakup when the relationship was all around perfect match except for my ex partner has a lot of self healing to do. Nothing that deterred me, but relates to their childhood upbringing, relationships with a parent
They said i’m the perfect person for them, but until they sort this out they don’t know what they want, like if they even want a family or spouse. Before we both said we were very excited for family in a few years. he was my best friend. i’m trying not to wait

How is work pressure for SAP Technical consultants of 10 years experience at Novartis? They only manage team or only work or they do both

If I fibbed a bit on my resume title wise what happens in a background check. Ie. I said I was an EP for a month bc I was about to get a promotion. I plan on putting Sr producer in the background check form .. ahh. Will they notice ?

Anyone aware of the IBM new centre being opened at mysore ?

Hello,

I am trying for onsite in my current project but it seems like no one is taking it seriously, there is no chance of that happening anytime soon in this project. Should I switch my company?

Do companies hire employee with onsite opportunities or do they only send old folks onsite??

Got an offer from Deloitte (160 TC) and Amazon (220 TC). Deloitte is F&EP SC and Amazon as a PM. Which one?

Planning to move to New Zealand from the US next year for a better quality of life, how is the job market?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“I’m not man-spreading. I’m man-standing."

What are the red flags you watch out for when looking for a job?

“can you see my real background? cool bc I’m actually on the toilet”

I said it. Ha!

Creative 1: “You should watch this. We’re gonna ice Rachel cause it’s her last day.”

Creative 2: “Like, have her deported?"

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

"Why should I take critiques from someone’s title that is lower than mine?”

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

Nothing, because I'm PTO. Take breaks people! They're super important!

Senior: (microaggression) So are you excited to be off probation?!
Assoc: Long time coming😑
Translation: Last but not least, I wanna thank me
I wanna thank me for believing in me
I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work
I wanna thank me for having no days off
I wanna thank me for, for never quitting
I wanna thank me for always being a giver
And tryna give more than I receive
I wanna thank me for tryna do
more right than wrong
I wanna thank me for just being me at all times😎

Wife’s company sent out a mandatory employee survey. One question asked if they live with with any coworkers. Only choices are yes and no. Is that an appropriate question? And is it even legal to ask that?

"I bet 60% of santa hat sales are from stock image photographers."

We have refresher tech training this week as we ramp up to being back in the office full time.

The tech trainer told us that redlines and track changes are the same thing.

Pray for my sanity.

"Buy some damn soap and change your life!"

Intense meeting: Senior manager - I have never worked in a project like this where we roll over the team leads’ plans and force them to accommodate like this! More senior manager: - Well you have never worked with me before

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

Why does HR / hiring manager ghost applicants? Let’s be professional and give a nay or yeah….

“I only feel like going to the client meeting if their office is near a starbucks"

I have seen many people become leisure in notice period and doesn’t bother about co-workers. Now, I am on notice period and want to do same but don’t feel doing it since management sucks and my co-workers will be ones who will feel pressurized as I have been in same place before. Can I get suggestions how to handle the time? should I repeat what others have done to me?

Coworker on the phone: “how come every time I have to call you, it’s because of a FUCKING problem?”