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All the women I work with are ugly when I speak to my wife. In reality all the women I work with are insanely attractive. My wife is too but still.

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There’s an unwritten rule that most men follow- you don’t talk to your wife about the women you work with unless asked and/or she has met them before and she (your wife) is clearly hotter

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^ you, my friend, understand man code

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EY2: at the holiday party you tell your wife: wow, I wonder how many hours (pretty co-worker) was at the salon today. She usually looks like she just rolled out of bed ...."

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Well because what's she wearing - Khakis!?

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Kids, these are life lessons no training can prepare you for! Learn from the best :)

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Please join the consulting meme bowl

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Hahha this is so true!!! But what happens during the holiday parties ??

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Don’t ask don’t tell

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