When I’m washing my hands if I stop while my Apple Watch still says there’s a few seconds left, I just shake my hands around til it gets to 0 so it doesn’t shame me.

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I also move my arm up and down when it says it's time to stand up 🤷‍♂️

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Yeah but it might save your life if you crash mountain biking

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My Apple Watch does not do this 🤷🏻‍♀️

If I stop too early I get a notification that says “What happened?”

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