When people ask me how are you or how was your week, my mind goes blank. All I can say is “good, and you?”

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If you’re a New Yorker, you know that’s the acceptable response. You’re good.

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Deadass

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Great- that’s basically what people want to hear anywhere

That’s the best answer these days. Being honest would probably get half of my team reported to HR for suicide watch

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Has anyone heard of being a mid-thirties mom - and starting as a staff 1 in a Big4?

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Hi All,

Currently I am in big4 india.

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I know only limited contract or an unlimited contract. What is this temporary employment contract? Can someone help me?

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Do people know if the big 4 are all wfh and onboarding that way as well? Or have they started setting return to office dates?

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I started a new job at the beginning of the year and things have been great so far. Today I got a message from a recruiter for a role at a startup that sounds really interesting. I’ve always been interested in working at a startup, but don’t think it would be a good idea to move jobs within a year. Should I even talk with the recruiter to learn more or just keep working in a role and company I’m happy with? Thanks for any input.

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Anyone want referral in a product based company? DM me!

Ps - only those people who think they are passionate about frontend and have good knowledge of Javascript and React. You will be judged on the basis of these skills.

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How is working with French people like?

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Maximum an associate 2 can get at PWC? Pls share

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So glad to have found this app. I think that by using this to communicate, we, SLPs can definitely use this app to negotiate and make people recognize our value. I was once an underpaid clinical fellow and looking back, I wish I had more detailed information on compensation and salary. ASHA’s national survey and averages were minimally helpful when local rates across settings can vary so much.

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How to negotiate salary when you’ve given them a range? I recently panicked and told the recruiter my expected range. If I get to the offer stage, I assume they will offer me the lower end of my range and of course I don’t want to sound ungrateful or greedy, but is there a way to negotiate to a little higher?

Btw I would be fine with the lower end of my range if offered, I’m just curious because I gave a range and not a hard number, is there a way to negotiate?

How do you answer behavioural and situational questions that gets you through the next round or gets you the job?

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I trained on .net and then after I supported .net application. After 3 years I got to work on ssrs reports. We build reports from scratch in ssrs, then I worked on qlik view application. Attended training on qlik sense. My question is for which openings/certificate I have to look .net (I have only support knowledge) or reporting tools like ssrs, qlik view ? I am struggling to choose with the way to upgrade myself.

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Can anyone recommend good books or articles on startup org charts and hiring? Think we’ve hit early signs of product/market fit, but not sure who to hire next, in what order, and how the org should evolve over next few years.

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Hello all, I’m planning for a career switch. As I’m currently in Finance sector and planning to quit my job and to start my career in IT Hardware companies like: HP, Dell and Lenovo etc.. Before taking this jump I want to know how is the career growth in IT Hardware, how is the promotion structure in such companies. I personally don’t like my present job as it doesn’t relate any part of my interest.

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When the coffee finally hits...

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I've had self-esteem issues all my life and don't think I've ever been properly asked out by a girl ever. All my relationships have been through me sliding into someone's DM's. But I'm slowly getting there, taking better care of myself and starting to develop my confidence. Not sure why I'm sharing my photo but what the hell 🤷

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Do any of you believe that when you ask your SO a question, and they start to get defensive, then more than likely it is true?

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Folks, how do you “learn” to read between the lines? A recent check in brought it to my attention that I am not great at reading between the lines, and honestly, not sure how to improve here?

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Am I wrong for being upset at this. So Sunday is my SO’s birthday and I planned a spa date (couples massage and facials) for today. I made dinner reservations too but he didn’t like the restaurant and wanted to do a “walk in” at a different one. I canceled my initial reservation. He got upset that I canceled and said it was “miscommunication”, went bought his own steak and made it and complained about me half-assing planning. We’re vacationing at the end of the month and I’m doing all the…

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Are we doing naughty confession Friday’s?

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You ever read something and know you are going to hell with the person who said it… who says that! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I pay 500 bucks/month for a parking spot I never use.

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