When people ask me where I’m from and I tell them Russia, after the standard “does everyone drink vodka?” “is it cold in Russia?” there is the “are you a spy?” And it gets awkward because someone from my family was, so I tell them the truth “if I tell you, you might not see tomorrow” and we all laugh... but for different reasons.

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In Russia, spy laugh at you

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I love your sense of humor. I am from Texas and everyone thinks I have cattle and ride in trucks with confederate flags. ;)

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Well, that's true, so there's that....

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Good sense of humor haha

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Fellow Russian saying whattup to you OP

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