When people start talking about dogs, like their breeds, I have no idea what they are talking about.

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My dog is a poodle and he eats turtles for breakfast

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I will believe you.

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Same, I know like 5 breeds and that's it

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I tell people my dog is a dachshund because it's so much easier than actually explaining what she is

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I tell people my dog is a wiener dog because it’s so much easier than explaining what a dachshund is 🤣

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I feel that way about cars.

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car people are annoying

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I have a shih tzu so yeah, probably best not to discuss it else you might think I’m insulting you

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OP - that’s unfortunate

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