when randos hit me up on LinkedIn with "opportunities"

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Bio says: “Entrepreneur ✨ stay at home dog momma of 2🐶 join my team TODAY 💚”


Or something like that

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hey hun 🤡 would love to get you some oils 💦💦 fo yo ass

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nope. rodan and fields

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