When someone responds to your slightly passionate remark with, “HA TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL! LOL”

...I literally just did, Karen. also, please clean your crusty “IT’S WINE’O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE” mug

Anyone in the nyc area and want to start a gmat study group?

Anyone hired professional help in reviewing an essay? Im applying to both masters and mba, seeking help if the price is reasonable.

currently 25 with an HR degree, shrm cp certification, and 2-3 years of hr experience. I am looking for a better paying job and WFH opportunity . I have initiative and a great work ethic l. I’d like to work for an organization who can see my value and pay me based on my performance. Believe it or not, I am currently getting paid $22 an hour here in CA. If you have an opportunity for me please ping me and I’d be happy to share my resume and qualifications with you. Thank you in advance!

How do y'all's firms retain strong technical talent? It seems like we (as an industry) struggle to provide environment ownership that many growing consultants are looking for.

Hi Fishes,
I got an offer from Accenture of Rs X and from TCS of Rs X+1.
I have 4 years of experience. Looking for an organization which will give me more technical exposure.
So, which offer should I take.

I have offers from the following 3 companies.

What should I choose All of them offer different CTC?

YOE: 10 Years

Hitachi Vantara: 22,85,714 (Fixed) + 251428 (Variable+PF)

Ping Identity : 2750000 (Fixed) + 552327 (Variable+PF)

SMARSH : 3000000 (Fixed+PF) + 300000 (Variable)

Please let me know ASAP as I need to join one of them in next week.

When making career changes, and leaving one job for another, do you ever struggle with guilt? I always feel super guilty, especially about leaving the managers and team that I worked most closely with. Any advice on this? I know logically it's a good decision career wise, but I always feel bad about who I'm leaving behind.

That post about pronouns is such a shitshow

First boyfriend i’ve had during the holidays and he’s away at home. I’m so bored 🙁😞

Happy pride, DC! 🏳️‍🌈

Anyone else going to be in Berlin for Pride this week?

Anyone switched from a main cell carrier to Google Fi? Does it work? iPhone user here

So I have a friend who likes to say “you don’t get your dream job, you make it” in response to my dissatisfaction with my job. I think i understand her intent but it never sat well with me. Today it finally hit me that, while it’s meant to be motivational in a “you are responsible for your own happiness” kind of way, it’s a little gaslighty as if positive thinking alone can change a toxic culture. Thoughts?

Just wondering how is middle east job market condition now?

Does anyone have tips for the structured interview process at a federal agency? I’m trying to transition from impact litigation at a non-profit to an agency focused on trade and consumer protection. I’ve received private sector offers but can’t seem to make it past the first round for federal government. I must have the appropriate credentials to receive an invitation at all and have researched behavioral interview prep—what am I missing?

Are Accenture UK looking for any SAP Fiori Developers?

Salary Bracket for Manager role?

Anyone see themselves going from Ibanking to PWM?

I'm burnt. Attempting to figure out how to pivot.
Over 50, I've been a COO, SVP etc at mid-tier orgs ending in B4. Technical enough to call BS, ops expert, excel at organic sales. Systems engineer at heart - by SE I thrive building systems designed to produce results. Brainstorming, idea generation, jumping on the box strategy for me is thrilling. I want to build people not revenue. I want to develop solutions to problems that aren't billable. Yes, I understand the...

After 22 yrs, my wife and I are divorcing. I loved this business so much we grew apart. I hated this business so much I took it home with me. Weekends are for family who love you not agencies who dont

I'm starting my second month of a 3 month internship.

What should I do to make the most of my experience here?

Should I talk to my mentors about the track?

I've worked on some great projects and think I might come out of this with good stuff for my book, but I was unemployed for over a year (pre-COVID) so that looming end date has me nervous.

Anyone hear of any hold co layoffs yet? I’ve heard independent, but no hold co agencies.

For deciding what employees get furloughed and laid off, the big time leaders should ask the employees who it should be. An anonymous poll. Us losers on the ground know a lot more than they do!

F*ck the bad vibes. Gives us your good news! Have you been promoted? Got hired? Won that pitch? Raise? Share the good vibes with us! 🍀 ✨🙌🍾

We are unlimited-- what's it like working there? Good bad and the ugly. Drop some knowledge on me

Not to sound like an old man, but when did every creative brief go from a one-page printed Word document to a 32-slide Keynote?

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When an agency is about to hire you as a creative lead but without seeing your book to find out what you had done in your career, is that a red flag to you as a creative?

Just fuggin stop with the LinkedIn Lifelessons, LinkedInfluncers.

I know we've all dealt with recruiters ghosting us. Have you ever dealt with a recruiter who was overly pushy throughout the whole process?

Best product development/digital product agencies? Best way to move there as a digital producer?

Any advice on how to get laid off instead of getting fired or quitting? I’ve always been motivated but this place officially messed up no matter how hard I’ve presented my best work for few years now.

Does anyone know the dates for the Cannes Young Lions briefing? I would like to participate in the global competition.

Anyone feel nauseous from the industry sometimes? How do I recharge my creative spirit and lower my cynicism on days when I’m not feeling it?

anyone not wanna go back to work tomorrow 😒

If Fishbowl had regular AMAs, who would you want and what would you ask them?

Looking at best way to jump from agency to Apple. Anyone got any tips. Apple Jobs board is terrible experience.

Can anyone here tell me if brands like Nike/Apple/Google etc, ever do audience testing with research firms like Kantar?

I get terrible anxiety talking to my boss or sharing any of my work / thoughts / ideas with them, because I know it'll more often than not be torn to shreds / be cut down. I've only had it with this boss.

How do I navigate / deal with this? Is it just a mindset change that I need to adopt?