When the person next to you on the plane takes their shoes off and you can smell it while sitting up

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Last week, girl next to me on the plane ate five hard boiled eggs. Five

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Or when their mouth isn't even open but you can still smell their stank breath.

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Or the guy next you snorts his snot in that gross throaty way for the. Whole. Flight.

RSM! Dudeee - welcome mid market guy. Racist pic but nice to see a newbie in the crowd.

RSM has been beating up the ‘bowl for weeks. Where have you been, ACN1?

Idk i guess i haven’t seen them on any posts I’ve been reading ....but I’ve also been busy AF the last few weeks and haven’t been on as much...

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