When there’s a fly in my house I open a window and wait for it to go in and shut it so it suffocates.

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I wait until the evening… turn off all the lights except for the bathroom (light attracts them)…. And close the door behind me. Two fighters enter. One leaves.

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A screen lets air in, how is it suffocating? 🧐

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I’m confused. If it goes through the window isn’t it outside?

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You probably known as a psychopath in the local fly community op🧐

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“ITS THE CRAZY B**** THAT KILLED BOB”

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There are few things in the world I hate more than a fly inside. I will stop everything I am doing to get it out

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Same! 😂😂 we're murderers

Shoo fly, don’t bother me.

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