When you are WFH and are on a conference call, how many times do you check that the phone is on mute before you flush the toilet?

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I'm so paranoid about that bc one time it unmuted me on accident and I almost shat myself out of fear, pun intended.

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Eleventeen

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Gotta be careful if watching porn too. Almost scared myself shitless once.

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Or should I say scared myself jizzless

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@Booz you watch porn while on a conf call????

@kpmg1 my current client is xvideos.com. We're doing a major it implementation and change management project there, trying to migrate more of their content to hd. Need to watch hours of porn every week.

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