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Rising Star
I just throw out a number that sounds good. What is she gonna do, ask for a W2?
Thanks for the laugh on a Friday afternoon 😂
Rising Star
My fiancée recently joked with me that I could get the gaming chair I wanted when we became millionaires
I laughed and showed her my NW. She had no idea how much I make
Get yourself one of those
Rising Star
K5 - 13k, not 18k. We have a house, covered there
P7 - sounds familiar 😂
EY5 - 15 years. 60/40 stocks and RE. Just basic funds and a couple rental properties
Book a hotel room for the two of you and use the minibar in front of her
Pro
A6, exactly what I do. Lifetime Titanium is best. I don’t need to be loyal with Marriott anymore and most other chains match status
Rising Star
Tell her you're a bank teller. Ladies dig finance bros.
Hi. It’s date mike. It’s nice to meet me.
Show her a picture of you eating an avocado toast
Damn you rich rich
Always always always lowball. You know what they say about underpromise & over deliver
Run
Smash 5 more times then ghost.
This is the way.
Total projected TC for next 5-10 years, including growth in 401(k), Roth IRA, brokerage, HSA and piggy bank
Pro
Full TC. Lots of people have tiny base and HUGE bonuses or equity. She can't compare prospective dates if you don't give a complete picture
Grower not a shower
Always the biggest number
I would never ask anybody that I'm dating about their compensation.
Rising Star
And also a great time!!
Chief
I don’t date people who ask this question unless you are getting ready to move in together.
But if I did, I would definitely say “tres commas”
The answer
You guys give me life, ty 😂
Rising Star
Give her a wink while you order extra guac at Chipotle.
You should share your W2 and any other private information. Inside leg measurement?
Start talking about crypto and the value of your jpegs. Totally plausible story that all of those eventually went to $0.
You don’t get it. Have fun staying poor
You should provide her with the last 10 years of tax returns.
Avoid them like the plague.