When you date someone and she asks your TC, do you include in-flight target bonus, indicated on the offer letter? Or you only report base?

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I just throw out a number that sounds good. What is she gonna do, ask for a W2?

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Thanks for the laugh on a Friday afternoon 😂

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My fiancée recently joked with me that I could get the gaming chair I wanted when we became millionaires

I laughed and showed her my NW. She had no idea how much I make

Get yourself one of those

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K5 - 13k, not 18k. We have a house, covered there
P7 - sounds familiar 😂
EY5 - 15 years. 60/40 stocks and RE. Just basic funds and a couple rental properties

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Book a hotel room for the two of you and use the minibar in front of her

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A6, exactly what I do. Lifetime Titanium is best. I don’t need to be loyal with Marriott anymore and most other chains match status

Tell her you're a bank teller. Ladies dig finance bros.

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Hi. It’s date mike. It’s nice to meet me.

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Show her a picture of you eating an avocado toast

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Damn you rich rich

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Always always always lowball. You know what they say about underpromise & over deliver

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Run

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Smash 5 more times then ghost.

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This is the way.

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Total projected TC for next 5-10 years, including growth in 401(k), Roth IRA, brokerage, HSA and piggy bank

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Full TC. Lots of people have tiny base and HUGE bonuses or equity. She can't compare prospective dates if you don't give a complete picture

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Grower not a shower

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Always the biggest number

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I would never ask anybody that I'm dating about their compensation.

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And also a great time!!

I don’t date people who ask this question unless you are getting ready to move in together.

But if I did, I would definitely say “tres commas”

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The answer

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You guys give me life, ty 😂

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Give her a wink while you order extra guac at Chipotle.

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You should share your W2 and any other private information. Inside leg measurement?

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Start talking about crypto and the value of your jpegs. Totally plausible story that all of those eventually went to $0.

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You don’t get it. Have fun staying poor

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You should provide her with the last 10 years of tax returns.

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Avoid them like the plague.

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