When you don't want to go to the Christmas party but it's a solid excuse to buy that dress you had your eye on...

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Definitely do not go. Then buy the dress and wear it drinking champagne in your apartment.

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I'm going to go but show up right when it starts and leave before everyone gets messy...and THEN drink champagne in the dress at my apartment with my cat.

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And then you buy the dress... or at least what I did last week.

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