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American Airlines: Hold my beer.

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I'm actually surprised this is not on the united website.

Wdf stole my picture

"rebranded"

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United has such a toxic culture that seeps out into everything they do. what the hell happened to the good of Continental?

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We're all supposed to pool our tips but I'm pretty sure the waiters are keeping most of the money for themselves. I already told the manager and she kinda blew me off. Anyone else been through this?

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Hello fishes,

I have joined LTI one month back but after one month also i haven’t got any project call yet and they are taking some skills assessments and just for job security i have started searching other jobs and got 1 offer as well..Should i abscond from LTI???
What would be the consequences if i abscond and i have taken the salary but haven’t got the laptop yet
Please help
Larsen & Toubro Infotech

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What would you say to your upper management when your actual billable hours on the client is much higher than their budget hours? But you actually did worked really hard on it.

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Anyone from Toshiba account in Accenture? How's WLB and project in general? Accenture

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What to do when you have a crush on your team lead?

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Today I let one of my colleagues know the Brazilian expression “ Braço Curto” because he was so slippery and I had to do his share of work to not get myself problems with Client 😂

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I don’t know the best way to revitalize this bowl - I guess start a new thread with everyone’s ASL and then DM whoever you are interested in talking to? Thoughts?

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Any news about H1B extensions? Been hearing some rejections for consulting employees like us due to client sow end dates.

Is it true?

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I am having doubts regarding shifts in project and job role in Societe General.Can I ask these questions to HR or it will lead to closure of my candidature as they might feel he is having issues with this?

As a fresher I joined Capgemini its been 20 months now, working in L2 support its been 14months, as a Policy I have to give support atleast of 18months to a Project with no Internal Job switch or Resign.

I am CCNA & CEH knowledgeable, and too keen to learn anything about in Cybersecurity but feeling stuck here now.
Please guide how can I plan my job switch as a Cybersecurity/penetration Testing/vulnerability Analyst Engineer ???

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I’ve been struggling with a partner who is very hard to reach when there are items that need their sign-off asap. I have to send multiple follow-up emails and calls to get a response. Perhaps they expect me to handle things more independently, but I am a recent lateral (3rd year) and don’t want the partner to blame me for not checking with them first. Ideally, I want to take on less work from them (central staffing) and do more for other partners. Any advice/how would you handle this situation?

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I am new to the team and i am facing lots of issues while doing my workspace setup.I have 3 yrs of experience and all of the guys in my team are atleast 7+ yrs. My team ( 6 onshore+2offshore including me) = 8
If I keep on asking for help again and in the team meetings what my lead will think about me as a developer and everyone will be fed up from me seeing me asking for help repeatedly.
Have you guys faced such situations with your juniors what should I do or what I can do differently.

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Any tips on being a good mentor for junior writers?? First time having someone under my wing.

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Have worked with someone for the past year who gets very stressed and takes that out on the team by raising her voice at people and belittling them, should I go to HR?? Is a year on too late?

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hey art directors. specifically those of you who are juniors with a couple years experience. i’m looking for a cool sexy partner for goofs, gaffs, and finding our way in and out of jams. mostly just someone to sit next to me at work because i’m Very Lonely. details inside.

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What is the correct course of action when you find out (secondhand from their spouse) that co-counsel has dementia but refuses to discuss it or withdraw from your case, and is not returning calls? Can't tell client because no proof therefore could be disparaging co-counsel.

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Hi,
I joined TCS a week before as assistant consultant, Apple project has been allocated.
Anyone has any idea about data science work in apple? Onsite opportunities?

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CALLING ALL ACCOUNT / CLIENT SERVICES FOLKS

I work at an independent agency with about 100 employees. I don’t think we are large enough for an account services team. This used to be a PR agency that after several years has evolved to become a more integrated agency. In PR you wear multiple hats: Strategy, client mgt, execution etc.

I want advice on the pros/cons of carving out a career path in Client Services. I don’t want to be seen as a glorified PM just bc I no longer do earned media.

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I have given first round of interview with mindtree for architect role on Feb 11 till now no response.. But status in portal was showing shortlisted(It was showing as shortlisted and asking to upload latest offer/payslip) from day 1 when interview is scheduled) what could be the reasons? I m not able to connect with HR

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What are some stylish loafers to wear in hot weather? Looking at some tan cole haans

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What do you wish you knew when you first became a CD?

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I am going thru the security clearance process for the Federal Reserve. If I fail the clearance, will they tell my employer (Deloitte) why i failed?

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How do you know if you’re on track or non partner track??

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Hey there - anyone interested in a full time Office Operations Specialist role? You’d run our NYC office, order supplies, own the reception desk, help plan office events, build relationships with vendors etc. Fun and hardworking startup company culture! Flexible & excellent benefits. Pet friendly office since it’s a pet centered company. Fun, laid back, & rewarding environment :)

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Do men actually like lingerie? I’m trying to figure out what to do for my significant other for Valentine’s Day. He’s a simple guy but I’d like to spice things up! Any ideas?

Note: i was told to ask in this bowl for better responses.

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I want to buy a new home and then sell my current home after we are moved out. Current home is a VA loan, is there any way to buy the second house on a VA loan?

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I started working as a real state agent and after 2 weeks, I got my first house to sell. When I get there to take the pictures it was a HUGE mess. Rotten food in the dishwasher, toys thrown all over the place, walls totally scratched... I thought people would clean their houses properly to make them more attractive.

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Best Indian food in the city??

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I have seen many SAP ABAP professionals posted here that they had got offers from SAP Labs.
I have also noticed comparatively their CTC is on the higher side than the other tech stacks in a particular T level.

How is ABAP as a module? Why does it seem so important to SAP Labs? What is the future scope? And what do you think about it? Please share your opinion, anything you can write.

I am an SAP Basis guy and am thinking of learning ABAP also side by side. Cause I think Basis is dying.

SAP

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Why would a Canadian agency take Juneteenth off?

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Hey, Deloitte USI is hiring for the following positions. Please reach out to me in case you want to apply.

Happy to help..:)

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Hey Guys ,
Can you help me find my on hand for below breakup:

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Every morning, my daughter yells at me for chewing toast too loud.

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Happy Valentine's Day *to those of you that celebrate* 💐❤️❤️

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AS / F / 32 / 9 years experience / $100K

Anybody here from BlackRock who can provide referral? I have the job id.

I have a degrees in biological science and public health, but I have mainly worked as a recruiter. I have always wanted to work for big Pharma companies or Biotechnology companies as a scientist. Any tips on entering the industry? Any companies hiring?

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As everybody tells u will get more offers during the last one month of notice.

My scenario is i have decent offer but i dont like to join there because of location issue and im looking for jobs in new tech where i have less exp.

Considering this even though if i have less knowlege and if i perform a decent interview process will i get offers at the last moment?Is the offers during the late notice is given based on as he can join early even his performance is average during interview. Pls share

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x gon give it to ya

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Is it just me?

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My contribution for the day

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Jesus—I just fell out of my chair.

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Where’s the lie

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Me listening to everything the Partner is saying and pretending it makes total sense

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For my tech 🐠

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When your company makes you work on mlk day 😂😭

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Thanks for proving our point World Economic Forum, consulting jargon 101

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This is so cute though.

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Bring in the pros

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Every week 😀

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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the (consulting) kitchen

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My client in a nutshell.

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Sorry folks, I'm the real one. 🐝

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