When you tell junior team members to not work too late because they risk burnout but you see then online and sending emails at 11pm...

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I can do both, you don’t know me.

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Multitaskerbating : /

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If it bothers you maybe stop giving them too much work to accomplish during the day? 🤣🤣🤣

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