When you tell your significant other you wish you were sleeping next to them, hang up, and then happily melt diagonally into a King sized hotel bed 👌🏼

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^ again always the D

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LOL. Though on Monday mornings it's the reverse. I go to kiss him goodbye... "Bye babe, come back soon" *rolls over and spreads out across the entire bed*

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Diagonally, arms and legs stretched out to cover maximum area ⭐️

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Putting your hand on the girl you just met at the Bar !

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At first I thought this "Always Deloitte" thing was just trolling but it gets more and more true every day

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I really hope it's the same 22 year old just trolling all day

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Goddam it D1 😂😂😂

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I can relate. Sadly.

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^Maybe it's just one person, but they've been really busy

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😂😂😂

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