When you wake up (before hitting your stimmys) to an email from the partner asking why you haven't updated them on the vdr and you direct them to an email you sent at 1:30 in the morning and all you get is a "my bad. see you at the Bulls game tomorrow." <<<<<<<<<<

Ugh

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I mean, at least you get to go to a Bulls game.

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That's true! I didn't expect them to be good this year either so that's also a plus

Damn. This sounds like me.

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My bad.

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