When your client asks on a Friday afternoon call to schedule another 2 hr meeting from 8-10PM that night, and your Director accidentally says out loud "What the fuck" and corrects himself with "shit"

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I'd work for that director

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For a big working session Monday AM. She suggested a Saturday AM call too but my Director quickly shut that down

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But seriously in what scenario does a meeting like that make sense? Aside from a time zone difference, what client wants to be in a meeting on a Friday night?

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