When your client cancels the morning meeting you were super stressed out about 🙏 💃 🍾

😲😲 Can we get an inter-firm consulting project to fix TSA? This shits insane!!

When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.

Inspired by a Reddit post - what are red flags for a bad client/project?

Just checked the bathrooms on 4 different floors at my client site and every fucking stall is taken. Wtf!

How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.

Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?

Opened drawer at my client site desk and found 5 old ID badges in the back. Googled the names - all from other consultancies. Graveyard? Should I get the fuck out of this place?

Cute girl sitting next to me at the bar at W but she's so into her nook that she won't look up. Yes I'm still at a client site :(

6am ET call for a client in Europe that no shows. FML. I hate you.

Way to fuck up a pitch - MD corrects a client on an obscure Warren Buffett fact - mood in the room changed to get the F out 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.

Aight fam. Spent last year on the PIP, almost got fired mid year, but worked on firm initiatives like a machine through the year, and killed it on client projects. Finally out of the PIP. Fuck yeah!!!

At a lunchtime client networking event. I see - what must be - a campus hire drunk off his face heavily making out with an intern from the client side in the corner. At 2.30pm. Fucking hilarious 😂

Is there any coming back to agency life after starting your career on the client side? #askingforafriend FML that friend is me 😨

Just found out I will be on my project til October ... FUCK! FUCK FUCKIDDY FUCK!

Words to say, questions to ask, things to do when a client who moved their money to year exactly one year ago, blind sides you with ACATS out after you’ve made 13.7% because he is conservative? GO!

FB guys-need advice here. On a demand client and intense travel. Asked husband to DTD over weekend, to which he responded that we need intimacy, not scheduled sex. Asked him to define intimacy (cont)

Principal to Associate: listen, if you want to ever sell a project, don't respond to a question with "who f-ing knows??"

With no clear indication of when/if we will go back to client sites or even into our office for the next year or two does anyone feel displaced and confused? How do I endure these long hours without travel perks? Am I allowed to move to the countryside now? Can I get a puppy now that travel is going to be rare?

Dentsu getting sued in Japan for illegal over time resulting in an employee suicide. This girl was doing 100 hours of over time per week! Wonder who the client was...

I’m not a fan of headhunters, but has anyone heard of the BOSS group? Good, bad, ugly? They have a great sounding lead, but as it is with most headhunters, it’s usually bait to pull you in.

What is CIS PU unit in Infosys, what kind of work will get

If you were close to your client and had been there awhile, and they asked you what your work plans were, would you be honest you’ve been getting rejected from everything? Or pretend you’re happy?

What's the most not professional thing you have seen at work?

No boarding pass on united app?

Has anyone tried Modern Fertility or a similar non-invasive at-home fertility testing product?

Yaaaaaay about time this bowl exists!

I flew all the way from Seattle to Boston to visit my SO, I felt his “indifference” during this trip and we had a long discussion last night and today I decided to fly back, ending the trip early by 1 week. We were supposed to break up but the moment before I left, SO doesn’t want to end this and still want to keep in contact, giving me a break from this. Is it possible that we can be friends given this situation?

My laptop bag fell off my citiBike and got run over by a bus.... Fffffffuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!

Last Week Tonight w/ John Oliver should be interesting.

11.2 YOE .net- Barclays Giving 32.5 Fixed and TechM providing 37 with 10 पर्सेन्ट variable? Which one to choose Barclays is not ready to match TechM offer. Suggestions?

Anyone using an iPad Pro to sketch slides for discussion? What is your experience?