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Any project in Deloitte India under consulting vertical where there is no pressure of working from office and remote work is supported ?

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Can anyone refer to positions in marketing, business development, or project management job opportunities?.

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If my H1B gets approved while i’m on a project in a state other than my home office, do I have to leave the project?

Are there Boston focused recruiters/headhunters that you’ve worked with and liked? Could be agency or client side.

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I currently work 2 full time jobs & a pt contractor for 2 years and I’m currently on the verge of burnout and confused on growth.

I’m professionally excelling in all work areas and have been promoted in all work areas at least once over the past 2 years.

The issue is I find myself as a director of marketing (I over see 8 offices & a team of 7), Sales Client Partner, and Manager Administrator of Web/App Development with no idea how to improve my salary/career growth.

No degree just exp.

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CD: I want you to take more ownership of this project and really lead the campaign.

Also CD: Says my ideas are bad in meetings. Undermines me at every opportunity.

Just another day in an agency 😎

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Wanting to exit within a few months and am about to be asked put on a large project being the PM ( with little experience) I have great utilization not sure if I should wait for another project with less responsibility so I can also focus on interviewing anyone in this boat

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Im 21, recently got a project manager job in a big media group, I still have about one year to do in my degree. Where would you recommend I take my career next, what would be the logical next jobs I could explore in that field?

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We are thinking about implementing No Meeting Wednesdays to help combat burnout and be competitive in recruiting. Ground rules are client and candidate meetings have to be prioritized no matter the day. Does anyone with No Meeting Days have any words of wisdom? Pros? Cons?

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Hi I have recently joined Infosys as associate Consultant and I was hired for salesforce role but I have been mapped to core java project. What is the Workaround to get project of my technology?
Please help

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Hello everyone!
I’m currently a PMO project manager, but would like to PM Cloud-based software projects. Any suggestions on credits or certifications to help build my Cloud knowledge?

Thank you in advance!

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I am going to join CitiusTech in 40 days. the hr said i can opt for 1 day wfm in a week. but if i am in a phi project then i am not eligible for wfh. can anyone tell me what are phi projects in CitiusTech

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Hi Folks,

Any idea on the virtusa Citi Bank project, I have been offered for the managerial position and looking out for some real time experience from the guys who are already into the project

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Hi Fishes ,

I am currently working a Linux system Admin having total 3.5 years of exp. Recently started learning ansible automation.
But I really want to move to some technology where I will have fixed timing (not 24/7 support project) . I have knowledge on python as well as other programming languages .
If anyone can tell me career path to move to devops or cloud , basically what are things I need to learn , that will be really helpful.

TIA 🙏

Tata Consultancy Cognizant Accenture IBM Infosy

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Hello fishes,
Any thought about how is the project manager role in PharmaACE , Pune? And the organisation in general?

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Does anyone in consulting see a therapist? If so, how do you navigate scheduling? I feel like schedule/work expectations/culture vary so much based on project/client/team that I don’t really know the best way to see a therapist even though it is something I would really like to do.

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Closing is scheduled for Friday, and client (buyer) just informed everyone (lender, lender's counsel, seller, seller's counsel, and us) that they decided to have another affiliate take title to the property. Never mind all the signature pages are sitting in escrow. It's these moments that make me hate transaction.

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Who is hiring atm? Would love some insight on how to transition into tech/consulting. 8+ YOE in Mgmt: TA, People Ops, Project/ProgramMgmt and I’m ready for a new challenge remote pref.

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How do I get better at sales?
Need to focus on sales pitch, presenting webinars and in general having a positive sales voice instead of a technical detail oriented one.
I've done toastmasters and I'm fine normally as an extrovert. But tend to panic and not do my best when it's a high stakes work related moment to clients. Internally at work with my office teams, I'm fine.
Not awful, but definitely room for improvement with regards to my public client facing persona.

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Hi Everyone,
Is it right that Nagarro has budget for Staff engineer or senior staff engineer. If yes then what it is? Thanks for the help in advance.

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Anyone ever have experience negotiating a new offer to include unvested 401k match and stock grants from your current employer? I hate leaving money on the table but there are some good roles out there. I’m not fully vested in my current 401k yet and my stock grants haven’t matured yet either. This would be at a global director level.

To my Deloitte folks: how much do tax senior associates make there? Currently applying and wonder if you've successfully negotiated salary

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Imagine a person lateraling into Big Law who has never had to do the billable hours previously. 1) What would be your best piece of advice? 2) What do you wish someone would have told you about billing when you started? 3) Is there maybe a book for someone entering the minefield on billing effectively and capturing time effectively? Thanks in advance!

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What are your thoughts on taking a 6 month to a year sabbatical after about 5-6 years of work experience? My end goal is to move to the buy side but I would really like to experience the world before I settle down. Thoughts?

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Since Colorado requires you to give salary info on the job posting…does anyone if this is TC or base salary?? For reference, it’s a manager position & screenshot of the posting is attached. Thanks in advance!

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Hello friends! Is anyone able to provide a referral for a ZS position I saw?

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Anyone in the Chicago area looking for an admin role? If so, send me a message & I’ll send you the link to a req that is open on my team.

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I've recently moved to India from US but now that everything is WFH I'm wondering how to go about making friends!

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Need 10 likes. TIA

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Hi, I need help with 100% disk usage in my laptop .

I have done factory reset on my laptop as well - with option of deleting all the data..

Still issue is there..

Any other solution?

In few cases... Disk usage went to normal .. but this happens rarely..

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What should a real estate Portfolio management associate 2 in Goldman Sachs AMD expect in Dallas base and all in with 3 YOE Goldman Sachs

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I feel like a failure having to see a therapist for my depression. Am I just too weak? Sorry just one of those days today... I finally made my first appointment to see a therapist but feel hesitant

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If you never lose stuff can you still be ADHD?

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I’m looking for a referral for Ketchum Public Relations and Communications. Please help!

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I am actively Looking for Job Change in UAE, Qatar and India having 2.5 + yrs of experience in Cyber security domain ,#cybersecurity, #networksecurity , #SIEM , Log analysis, incident response, threat hunting and vulnerability assessment.

Ready to relocate , Any leads could be helpful for me.

Hope to hear from you soon.

For further information please contact me.

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*logs on to Skype*
“Can you see my screen?”

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When you have two directors and a partner dictating the direction of a deck

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Manager: Did you finish the task yet?
Me: No.
Manager: What were you doing all day yesterday?

*Me during the Nor’Easter*

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The daily struggle

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People on the bench like..

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Bout to turn 30 vibes

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Must have been implemented by consultants

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Missing 5am flyday

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot coming in hot.

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Let’s take a step back

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And the best part-- it's under the table 💲

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Love when the meme world takes jabs at your company. Lol

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Limping towards the weekend like...

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When you use the clients branding guidance to make a slide deck and they ask if the can get a copy to use in the future.

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As you can see, my humor’s going places

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Sorry I’m fully booked.

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Interview: so tell me one of the most challenging time you have had in your life

Me:

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