When your client responds to your data request with a picture of an excel ☠

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Posting as :
works at
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That's when you forward to global production

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Send back decks in pics

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I made an optical character recognition script in VBA once my client sent me the 10th list of 20 digit numbers via screenshot. Desperate times...

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😂😂😂😂

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^ rub it in

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