When your friend is on the verge of blacking out and you see him buy another round of tequila shots for the girls we just met

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Rule #1: Never ever buy drinks for girls you just met

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Summer Associate 1.. you don't do it because often the girls are just using you to get free booze and move on to the next guy. We've all learned the hard way.

Tell her if she pays for the first round you will get the second, if she gets offended, then you've saved yourself from being played.

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😂😂😂😂😂 i think we all been in these situations

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7 out of 10 times I end up nursing this mf back to health😂

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We all got a friend like this

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How come you never pay for my drinks when we go out?😤😤

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Cuz it’s all coming out of the same joint bank account remember? 👉👈🥺

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