When your teammate forgot to put the conference on mute and you both vented about the client 🤭. Any way to test if they heard anything? We whispered but not too softly

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Still works 😂😂

They heard you

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Man (or woman) up and ask!

Dudes (or dudettes). Seriously. Double mute (one on software, second on headset - physical hardware control).

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