Whenever I don't feel that great about my project, I think of what a pigeon considers to be a successful nest.

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Alternative - when I think my project is going great....

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Me presenting my latest deck

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I read it duck

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Is that egg making anyone else hungry? 🤤

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As account managers, establishing and reaffirming client expectations is a huge part of our jobs (Or at least mine). From the Client side, what is your experience with an AM correcting expectations after an AE said we could do something that we couldn't quite do?

Obviously better internal syncs need to happen, but how does the client see that? any personal experiences?

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Looking for opportunities/referrals for my spouse as Intern or Junior Salesforce admin or project coordinator in Toronto (remote).

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How do you know your true worth? And once you know, how do you make sure you get it?

I am on a team that manages relationships with the banks that hold brokerage accounts for a large Asset Management firm. I have gained an enormous amount of experience (relationship mgmt, project mgmt, analysis), and compensation is decent - $85k base with $25k bonus - but I have no idea what my top earning potential would be if I switched companies or pursued another role. What is the best way to find out?

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How do you stay motivated when your client is constantly cutting budgets but not their expectations? Feeling like everything is a scrap for cost and the partnership is very one way.

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I am working for 12-14 hours a day in a non client facing role at one of the big 4. What are some of the exit opportunities I can think of in the next 1-2 years? I want to have a 9-6 job with decent pay.

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What is the most useful technical or soft skills for any mechanical engineer to have where you work? I’m curious to know what really matters for everyone and what makes a big impact on the team and business.

Specifics if you can; CAD tools, simulation, CAD speed or proficiency, industry or standards knowledge, GD&T, certifications, Microsoft Excel, presentation skills, technical writing, project management, self organization, great communication, teaching ability, relationship building, etc.

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I have many options to consider but two options below are what I’m thinking of right now.

I want to see your thoughts on which one I should pick.

Job A: Project Engineer. 135K/yr base. 10% signing bonus.

Job B: Senior Project Manager. Contract. $60/hr standard. $90/hr overtime.

Additional Information added / pinned in the comments.

I have a tech background and 12 years of experiencem I have always done both project and product management. I'm now switching jobs and have received two very good offers. One as senior technical project manager, one as senior product manager. Somehow I'm more attracted by the company that offered me the project management position, but the other company, offering a role in senior product management, pays way more. I'm unsure about what career is better for my future and growth potential.

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anybody here pivot to project management?

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Lots of us are skilled at delivery but most sales books seem to focus on the pitch and closing... What are your best resources for learning to develop and nurture strong, lasting client relationships?

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Hi fishes

YOE 2.11
ROLE:- DEVOPS
COMPANY ACCENTURE SOLUTIONS PVT LTD
PROJECT :- Manage My Price

I will join Accenture on 10th Dec and i have been assigned to this project in Accenture.

Does anyone have any clue about the project and what can i accept from it.
Im looking for future onsite opportunity, growth in term of technology.
Is it there in this project

Please help 😃

I like DD work more than the boring project/IMO/SMO work but cannot put up with working weekends given the salary (I came from IB where you are actually paid for this time).

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Hi all, I am looking for the average salary of a project manager I and II in healthcare. I’m located in Northern California. I’ve gathered information online and it varies quite a bit. Thank you

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Get on a CDM already...

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It also works for fixing my problems!

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Dear Fully back in person…I hate you.

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They just don’t get it.

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One taught me love.
One taught me patience.
And one taught me pain.

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This isn’t me 🤡🤡🤡

Credits to the Og @consultinghumor

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What who now

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When you list all of your designations after giving your condolences 😂😂😭😭💀💀

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Pls fix thx

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When the client ‘forgets’ what we agreed to do...

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When a manager is brought on to a project to have senior presence at meetings, but doesn't do any work and asks you to fill in for all their meetings:

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Seen on imgur

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Story of my life 🤦🏼‍♀️

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You see batman?

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Snooze button. Old-school....

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