Whenever I see my kids filling up their water bottles at the fridge in the morning, I can’t help but ask them if they caught the game last night.

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“The thing about Arsenal, is they always try to walk it in.”

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Did you see that LUDICROUS display?

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I like to wander over to the guest bedroom to see if there are any bagels or leftover sandwiches.

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That is the ONE thing I don’t miss about the office. Overhearing that conversation daily

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I do have it made!

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