“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

SMART SWEETS YOU GUYS! I’m obsessed!!

in a high paying sales job where i could do nothing and make 240k total comp or work my ass off and get capped at ~300k total comp, after taxes doesnt seem worth it. i have zero motivation to work yet zero motivation to leave. doesn’t seem right

I thought I had figured out how to mostly manage being an introvert and doing this work. Then I went from a project of 15 core stakeholders to one with 45… 🙃🤬😱

OCI application question: I am trying to apply for OCI for my US born daughter. The thumb print instructions are conflicting on CKGS website and government of india website for baby girls. (Contd.)

Is there a way to know your business unit prior to joining in techM?

Has anyone done a drastic job change in the past year? I just can’t take working in insurance much longer. But, I’m nervous 😅

Best primary care doctors in midtown Manhattan? Thank you in advance for your help.

How long does it take for EYP to give updates on lateral candidates after the final round?

What’s the temperature like at JP now that CIBC is gone?

How much a very good senior art director should make as a freelancer? Imagine someone that is very conceptual, very good designing and very good comping

Hello Fishes! Asking this on behalf of my Wife who is in TCS . What's the news regarding Quaterly Promotions, since there was an
apparent freeze on Promotions last Quarter?

Has anyone checked out Levain Bakery in the West Loop? Is it any good?

Looking at purchasing a low mileage 911 997.1 w/auto transmission. Has anyone owned one and have experience to share?

Anyone hiring for HR, Project Manager, or Business Analyst roles? I have 3 years 8 months of experience in HR at a midsized law firm in SoCal. I have an AA in Business Admin, Economics, Social & Behavioral Science. I’m currently completing a BS in Management (about one year to go) and am getting a project management certificate from google careers cert. on cousera. If you’re not hiring, I appreciate any referrals. Thank you kindly.

Product Manager with a ML, AI startup or Program Manager with a established heathcare organization —- Which is better and why ?
I have 10 years of exp. as product owner and BA

Which platform do you find best for affiliate marketing?

What’s the base for G7 at intel if compa ratio is 95%?
What should be expected base for Mtech + 6 yoe , hardware engineer role .

Which DC area Ritz is better? Pentagon City, Georgetown, or DC

"You are paid to be a specialist in this area" - thanks coach...

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

“Is your mom on FB? I just found a sub-Reddit called ‘Old People On FB’ and it’s great.”

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

Is it a common practice to double deploy consultants ? I.e., bill them 8 hours to client 1 and 2-3 hours at client 2? And do you do that with/without clients knowledge and consent?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

I need to leave the company I’m working for. The CEO is awful and half the corporate office has resigned in the 9 months I’ve been working there. I’m in final interview rounds with another company but how do I know I won’t be walking into the same situation again?

Currently a data analytics managers at a tech firm. Looking for referrals to consulting. Have about 5 yoe with some background in internal strategy/operations role. MBB is ideal but realistically Big4 or boutique makes sense. Thanks!

Help! I haven’t ordered anything for an on-site business breakfast (50+ people) in NYC since pre-covid. My old stand-bys have since closed up shop. Any recs for a Devon & Blakey type place on the west side of Manhattan south of Times Square?

Today a client announced that they lied to CMS about their benefits program readiness. This, after telling us two weeks ago they rolled out their front-end interface at the start of 2022 (4-5 months before their program will actually be ready) and have unhappy customers now.

Health insurance is for pessimists

CW: the peloton ad is white culture

Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?

Anyone have stories from the workplace with unethical experiences?

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.