Where does your current (romantic) relationship stand on the BCG growth matrix?

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Cash cows, married. To be clear my wife is not a cow, just steady and gives me all I need and more :)

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Glad to see this is still adding value after so many years

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Dumped a dog yesterday lol

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Do you mean “divested”? 😛

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🐄 and super happy about it!

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