Where is a good place to live?

I don't want: fires, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, or corn.

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Lol i like how you included corn and everyone gets it and noone questions you on that 🤣

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They don’t want to be in the middle of nowhere, corn fields, emptiness, Republicans, etc

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Alaska, have fun

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DC. We get none of that tbh. And we get all 4 seasons ☺️

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Humdity =/=natural disaster...

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Miami. We have hurricanes but voodoo from the local haitians usually pushes them away

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Also from FL and this is 👌

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Nowhere. You just eliminated all of the US. Any region can get hit with 1 or more of these.

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Especially corn. You never know when those bad boys are gonna hit. One day you’re just mindin your own business, and BAM! Got struck by a popping kernel

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Europe?

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Tornados in Italy

Earthquakes aren’t a big deal. Once every few months, sometimes years, I’ll be laying in bed and feel it rumble. Feels the same as when my bf rolls over in bed next to me.

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Savage

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Asgard

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Just the pesky jotuns then

DC area. We have very mild versions of all of those (except wildfires), but they’re all pretty insignificant. Like 1 tree falls down per 10 acres when we have a hurricane, or you have to stay off the roads for 5 hours once a year for flash flooding. So not too bad.

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Also, when there’s a snowstorm the city completely shuts down. If the government is closed everybody’s closed. I found it quite wonderful 😍

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Maine, Austin, TX, Parts of Pennsylvania, Michigan. You know. There are a few.

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Possible, yes. But not common. I mean, with climate change if someone doesn’t want any risk of any bad weather, they have 2 options: 1: take a long jump off a short ledge 2. Get Elon to send you to space

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I understand the natural disasters you don’t want...unclear what your concern with corn is tho?

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I think it’s called humor.

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New England?

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North Carolina. And the climate is A++. You have beaches and mountains and everything in between (lakes, rivers, good sized cities). I really miss it there.

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Georgia / Atlanta?

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I take offense to your disliking of corn. 🌽

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Montana or North Dakota

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Snow is fine, I like to ski. Snow also stopped happening in rural Pennsylvania where I grew up.

Can I suggest Mars?

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I think the tornadoes on mars are much bigger

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New York - but it ain’t for the weak 😎

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Dallas

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Dallas doesn’t have corn 🤣🤣

Cleveland

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D5 damn! What suburbs?

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