Which superhero power would you rather have: the ability to instantly fix the laminator/copier or speed grading?

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Speed grading - I loathe it entirely.

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Speed grading. I can fixthecopy machine.

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Laminator/copier for sure. It always seems to break or jam when I have exactly 46 seconds to get something copied and back to my room.

Speed Grading!

Speed essay grading!

Speed grading!

copier- because it's always an emergency when that thing goes down. I can outsource or subcontract grading tasks!

Speed grading

Copier!

Copier- cause I’m PreK we don’t grade!

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