Who are your exes dating now? Did you win or lose the post breakup?

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I won, I always win, my whole life's been about winning. In fact, I do so much winning y'all going to be tired if winning folks. I always win bigly.

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She lost**. I won. 😎

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Unless your ex ends up dating Brad Pitt or Denzel, one is never going to admit they lost

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My ex has definitely downgraded. Got arrested for a DUI the same day of the breakup, has been in jail ever since.

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Win for me! Ex dated a girl with my same name right after. Gained about 100 pounds. Now I'm dating an awesome patient engineer who understands the demands of this lovely job. Oh and picks me up at the airport with flowers every Thursday!

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@d1 find yourself an engineer. They are smart and hardworking too, but don't work as many hours so it balances out. Plus they are nerdy and usually keep themselves busy when you're gone 😁. Most engineers I know are super chill and not materialistic at all (you know like us consultants 😂)

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Lose! She got pregnant and had a shotgun wedding (at 22).

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My HS GF of two years is with some dumpy guy, looks nice but super lame. My college gf of six years is still single. My post-college gf of a year is with some weird looking guy, although I think his family has a lot of money so maybe she kinda upgraded, or at least broke even. I just got married to my dream girl so I think I won

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@kpmg2, where can I find myself a guy like that? Please offer some advice while I'm here deciding what types of dogs I should get and grow old with

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All of my exes have downgraded 😎 but then again I broke up w all of them not the other way around so they had a forced downgrade

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KPMG1 first comment and already biggest winner of thread

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My ex works for EY now. We run into each other at airports and here on FB. I call that a tie?

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Yea sure EY1. Don't think OP was asking about your 5th grade 'relationships'

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Really picks you up with flowers every Thursday! Good for you girl

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Met mine after a couple of years. She always complained how she left alone in the relationship over a glass of Albariño at a nice restaurant. Now she lives with a TA in the art department in a dodgey part of town, and can't afford to be allergic to the things she used to be allergic too...the peanut and soy oil goes down just fine.

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I was actually talking about my 1st grade gf's 😟

Don't know! Which is a good sign I guess?

Definitely definitely won

Won. Only serious relationship ex got married and had a kid right around turning 21. No thank you.

Yes! @pwc1 somehow I got lucky!

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