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Ok Zoomer. We all know the real assembly hero is Voltron.

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X doesn’t bother to care about the distinction, unless you challenge us on childhood nostalgia - we own that

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omg leave me alone

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Go go consultangers

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Them: You’re a consultant. You just make PPTs. You don’t have any real skills.

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