Who doesn’t love a good malaphor?

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I don't hear anything wrong with that. I need to get out of consulting

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I would have said "aligned" instead of "on the same page" to really see if your consulting anxiety kicks in 😅

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Propose an alternative that sets the expectation and communicates the following two steps more succinctly

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We’ll work on it, don’t call us we’ll call you?

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Not a malaphor.

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I have two answers I usually give:

1. Turning boring business problems into brand stories that people care about (so creatives are passionate about the work for the brand, so consumers want to engage with the brand)

2. Solving brand problems by understanding people.

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How is DDB Chicago doing these days?

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Does this just mean I chill?

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Any idea on the how's the role of Product specialist at Koch and what is salary package they offer for an individual with around 4.5 years of experience.

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Did anyone who left there firm have to get their phone wiped by IT? Exactly how much should I expect to lose?

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Just converted all my BCH to ETH yesterday. FML!!

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Has anyone absconded any organisation before ?
I need some experience.
What was it like ? Any action they took against you ? How long did you work before absconding ?

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Thinking of jumping ship and looking for a better opportunity, does anyone know what it is like working for Apple or Microsoft?

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ZS Associates is hiring acrosss all levels - DM if you’re interested in a referral!

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Extra special day today.

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Can a Manager at Accenture request an analyst to be fired? My manger doesn’t do anything and puts all the pressure on me. He once told me that he can request for me to get fired. Please help!

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What’s the difference between a Partner, Principal and a MD at Deloitte? I understand that MDs don’t buy into the firm compared to Principals and Partners. But other than that why would one choose/be assessed to be one over the other?

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Looking for referrals for the LS practice at BCG and T2s (thinking LEK, Strategy&, EYP but open to others). Happy to DM to discuss further, thank you!

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RIP ... Turn it up and dance today

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Extra special day today.

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At the office...

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My wife’s observation.

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Going back to the office be like

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Deloitte might be hard to get into the Harvard, but can the same be said for their Peloton group?

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