Who else is shaving their head bald at this time to minimize coronavirus spread? Won’t be client facing for at least a few months, enough time to grow it back!

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I mean I’m blad but not for this reason. 🤣

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You a blad bich?

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Hahaha, I did on Tuesday! Feels good 👍🏻

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Hey Chris, wassup. CEO of McD. 😁

Yeah I just did it today. I am 100% protected from Corona Virus, AIDS, STDs and Cancer!

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Alex: what is a condom

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See this was not a ridiculous question

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Literally had a friend do this today

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I am gonna come out of this looking like Forrest after his epic runs across the country

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