Who has actually hired an escort while working out of town? 😂

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Richard Gere did, and it worked out great.

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this seems like an auditing trick, sir.

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Not that I’ve traveled in a while for work, but when I do, I’m so thrilled for a night with peace & quiet and dinner at a restaurant with a good book that I can’t imagine anything else taking place (setting aside the husband I am happy to be married to, of course).

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I’d rather just chill and play Starcraft

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Maybe if I was in Europe. Not worth the hassle for a lot lizard in the states

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Rank your stress level :
A. High
B. Very high - Need an Escort

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