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“Are gifting circles really illegal?”

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The best one I’ve ever gotten is:

“I get paid under the table at my job and they just fired me. Can I sue for wrongful termination”

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Everyone with a law degree. Ever.

Best I got is an this ex-fling I saw briefly during law school (who turned out to be a garbage fire of a human and who I had told to lose me number). He called me up 4 YEARS LATER after zero responses from me at any time and asks me for “help with a quick law question.” My response: “Happy to discuss. My hourly rate is xx and you can book an appointment through me assistant.” to which he replied “Wow really. An assistant? Guess you’re the real deal.” and then, as I expected, did not hear from him again.

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