Who is who here? And don’t forget that someone is holding the camera

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Middle guy is EY: they can’t afford lunch

Guy on the right is Deloitte: he’s missing a shoe. That’s vintage Deloitte

Guy on the left is PWC. He seems like he has it together the best of the group.

The camera is on a tripod

KPMG, true to form, didn’t make it to the show

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The middle guy has to be Deloitte. Those boxer briefs must have been harder to get into than Harvard

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Full disclosure: as a PwC person, I only bag on EY’s lunch situation in hopes that their leadership will be shamed into letting you guys expense your *#%#@$& lunch. We were in that foxhole with you guys up until last fall. I feel your pain

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KPMG true to form was too normal to relate to the 3 in the video

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That lunch comment tho hahaha

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I wonder if the firm would let us pack you lunches for Impact Day.

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Thanks M1, all we can do is hope!

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Oh M1. That’s great

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Capgemini didn't get invited and is pissed you guys don't consider us part of the in crowd. We don't get lunch either.

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M1 true!!! Why the hell EY won't cover our lunches??? But that being said, we do have a workaround 😎 we rarely pay for our lunches

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Wtf did I just watch 😳

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^ that’s my firm initiative this year now

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That’s some fucked up photoshop work on the middle guy

Probably not the right place, but a question I have on the no lunch thing. Is it a timing thing? Number of meals? I ask as someone who does 18/6 IF and eats breakfast and lunch. Could I say my lunch was my dinner?

K1 technically they could do timing and deny your charge but idk I heard people charge bfast as lunch. Basically no matter the city it’s 15 bfast 50 dinner (can roll over dinner / average it through the week). So when u submit expenses you have to choose bfast or dinner

C1 we get lunch now.. new policy

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