Who knew that Jack Ma’s disappearance was only worth $5 a share on BABA?

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He didn’t disappear, just laying low after getting punished for being too loud in public.

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Half glass full theory...

He doesn’t even run the company anymore

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Bill Gates doesn’t run MSFT either but if he randomly disappeared, I am sure the stock would have moved more than 2%.

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Now 8/10 teammates have switched within < 1 year of project start (6-7 months with him) which tbh had good work in our opinion and even team was fun to work with even though none of us ever met in person.

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Recommendations for how to allocate 401k with Fidelity. Just switched jobs and have to move from Merrill Lynch to Fidelity

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Which island to stay on in Hawaii if looking for a mix of exploration/culture/relaxation? And would you recommend air bnb or hotel? (Not a member of any loyalty programs)

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Got promoted from manager to senior manager and salary increase and alleged bonus was embedded into the compensation increase of only 12% increase. Seems very low. Is this common at a mid size public accounting firm ?

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What is the expected compansation range for Level 7 (Account Head) in Google India

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Looking for Contract Management/Administration in energy infrastructure(oil and gas ,power, renewable) or related sector.Open for domestic or international oppertunities. Currently having 7 yrs of relavent experience in the same sector with specialization. Any leads appriciated.

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How/ when did you find out you're being promoted to manager?

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My company went toxic in the last couple months. Chose me and started interviewing. Had a very successful interview with Amazon but recruiter is working hard trying to place me and said there’s no knowing how long to find a team. Meanwhile I just received a Director offer for a company with a 29% pay bump July 1. If Amazon or any other FAANG/large co gets back to me, is there an acceptable way to not burn bridges with new job and accept or delay start date with FAANG? Or fuck it just hop?

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Hi Folks,
I m on notice period with LWD as 4th Oct 2022. Approx 14 days, still no offer in hand, need some help of this community to land up in some offers.
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How many deals do you list on your resume? What elements of your role on the deal(s) do you highlight?

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Additional Posts in Option Traders & Investing

MGNI - anyone buying puts after opex tomorrow? Or calls?

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Yi haww 🏇🚀

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Is anyone on Fisker? Seems like there is huge upside here and a lot of catalysts coming up

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Outside of personal experiences, what books or publications have taught you the most about options (trading)?

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How do you guys manage to option trade and stare at charts while also working on your actual day job? My most productive has been happening at 4 pm lol

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9/9 Thread (General):

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lol are we just gambling addicts by another name

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After going full WBS I’ve returned to you all, where I’ve actually made money following your good ideas

Keep em coming I appreciate you all

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Is it true that I can only invest in GBTC if I invest 50k+? Read something online which said that but I also saw it in Charles Schwab so I’m a bit confused. TIA

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TDOC; anyone have any reason why I shouldn’t put 20 k(10% of my portfolio) in 2022 LEAPs; telehealth is going to explode and it’s barely tapped a fraction of population

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@bowlcreator what’s the word going into a slow holiday week

A lot of folks, this bowl included, are getting a reality check at the moment, which i think is good for learning experiences. Can’t call yourself an “investor” but the second you see a position fall +20-30% start to question or panic sell. However, if this is you, and your equity position was initiated off a whim or a blind recommendation, I struggle to feel any sympathy lol especially if you were someone buying stocks (MGNI for example) when they were approaching ATH

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5/27 Thread (MB):

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Short Disney and Apple? Already holding Apple shorts.

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Just want to say been buying MS shares for a long time and finally made a good option play timing the market.

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Friday was complicated. So, I am going to break it down. Nasdaq 100 Futures (NQ) traded to the 9837 level, 32.75 points short of it's 50% HWB short. It then proceeded to sell off like nobody's business to 9846.50, 31.5 points higher than the projected objective for the HWB short. So, if you followed me on the channel, we were positioned for a nice rally at the end of the day. Markets have no memory on Friday afternoon. So, I think we are going up eventually and rally hard.

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What short-term trades are you making through the rest of the year (close position by 12/31)?

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